"Stop trying to pretend you're not old!"

On Tuesday nights, I have office hours from 10 pm - midnight. Nobody has stopped by tonight, so I decided to research dental insurance options.

A few minutes ago, one of my students walked by in hot pink leggings and a turquoise tank top that says "Miami." She stopped in my door frame and said, "Kim, you were alive in the '80's! Look, I'm 80s."

I then agreed and told her I remembered the eighteen months I was alive in the '80's very well. She said, "Stop trying to pretend you're not old!"

I couldn't even argue because I was researching dental insurance options.

She just walked in with a high pony tail and a yellow scrunchie and said, "Now I have a scrunchie!"

I love my job.