This week, we found a snake.
Source: http://rebloggy.com/post/food-snake-spaghetti-snakes-zeus-ball-python/35779102538
Since I was not on campus Tuesday night, I don't know exactly how it went down, but I'm pretty sure this is what happened:
- Courtney sees the snake and hopes and prays someone just lost a shoe string.
- It's not a shoe string.
- Or spaghetti.
- Definitely a snake.
- Courtney runs down her hall to the desk, flailing her arms and screaming "AHHHHHHH! IQUITIQUITIQUIT!!!!!!" the whole way.
- Kristy, another of our co-workers, is at the desk and begs Courtney not to quit but refuses to actually go out and look at the snake.
- One of them calls our facilities person for instruction.
- The instruction is to call the campus police to remove the snake.
- My coworkers cower in the back while the bold police officers carry the snake away in some kind of container.
- The day is saved.
- Hopefully, that snake is really far away from our building.
Of course, most of this is just my interpretation since I wasn't there and have only heard stories.
After I returned from my math class this morning (boasting a 100 on my Geometry/Accelerated College Algebra exam, might I add), Nurse Mary, our beloved school nurse, was hanging out at the desk doing her regular Friday medicine counts and being generally awesome. Somehow, the subject of the snake came up, and Nurse Mary gave us her thoughts on the police taking the snake back outside. Nurse Mary is a wise woman full of great advice, and I felt it needed to be shared:
"Next time there's a snake, y'all call me. I'll send it to snake heaven. I would beat it to death, you bet your bottom dollar. I might be screaming the whole time I'm doing it, but I would beat it to death. It may live if it stays outside, but if it comes inside, it's going out in a body bag."
Also, a little throwback for the old people like me:
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A big ol' snake - snake a snake oh it's a snake
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